We interrupt this month of programming to bring you this special Halloween post
October 30, 2009
I wasn’t going to post anything to interrupt OCTOBER: MONTH OF VIDEOS, but I have to share with you this hilarious rant by Mr. Don Mills on his continually funny blog, The Problem With Young People Today Is.
His Halloween post, Affronts to Old People #7: God Damned Teenage Trick-or-Treaters, left me rolling AND cackling:
“Few things chaff my thighs more than damned teenagers who don’t know when to hang up the pillowcase and stop trolling for free candy on Halloween.
I have no objection to doling out some boxed raisins or wintergreen lozenges to a damned 3-year old in a Garfield costume but I get pretty incensed when some pock-marked 17-year old smelling of old bong water and sloth shows up at my door with a insolent scowl and a demand for free food.”
Read the rest … here.
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Bee | October 30, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I loved that at the end of his writing today he has a print your own scary mask of Me Don Mills to print off and wear. I may have to print off one and switch between wearing it and wearing Peanut the puppet from Jeff Dunham’s site. Happy Hauntings. I promise to stay off your lawn.