Step 1: Open tray table, see advertisement, then roll eyes, shake head or grumble in disgust. Avoid drawing attention to yourself by ranting loudly about the prevalence of advertising in our society and how “I already paid an arm and a leg for this flight; why do I have to look at a Verizon ad for the next 3 hours?”
Step 2: Order an orange juice to blend in. Wait until the flight attendants have passed your aisle and the people in other rows are absorbed with opening their “trail mix like snack.”
Step 3: Use your fingernail to pull up two corners of the advertisement. While holding the juice in one hand, use your other hand to remove the entire label in one quick motion while enjoying the satisfying ZZZRRRRRRRUUP.
Step 4: Loosely fold sticky vellum sheet and place in the pocket of the seat back in front of you. Drink complimentary orange juice.
Step 5: Return the tray table to its upright and locked position.
April 21, 2009
Royal Air Force Museum
March 2, 2008
Update: January 15, 2009
This is one of my first posts. I had photos on a slideshow and they didn’t look very good. I’ve added them now via Flickr. See more airplanes than you can shake a stick at here.
March 3, 2008
Royal Air Force Museum
Cosford, England
March 2, 2008
See RAF Part 2 for even more pictures.
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Navy plane:
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Sarazilla
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Women mechanics, WWI
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kamikaze plane — notice, no landing gear
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The Cold War
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Bertrand Russell
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March 3, 2008
