Introducing Dana

In the mood for a rant?  Err, I mean thoughtful commentary … now introducing Philly Girl in CA.  My BFF Dana is moving to San Diego after living on the east coast and she’ll be blogging about her adventures.  

Well I found out this week that not much has changed in the last 10 years except for the fact that I am like 0.05% less dramatic, and I think I use the word ironic less. So when I was packing my stuff, I found my journal from between the ages of 19 and 23, apparently everything was “ironic” and I also liked to use the words “yet” and “at the same time” when I compared my conflicting emotions, ie “I feel so excited YET scared” or ” I am so happy AND AT THE SAME TIME so depressed”. I was a BIG fan of the conflicting emotions and also quite the philosopher “growing up bites”. Anyway, why don’t I just share a little morsel with you. I feel like I literally could have written this one last week.

For Dana’s funny diary entry check out Philly Girl in CA.

Dear Loyal Readers and One Hit Wonders

Hello everyone. 

I just realized that for the past, oh, 4 months or so, I have forgotten to check my spam box for real comments that were accidentally blocked.  I discovered several comments by people just sitting there, sadly unread and ignored.  All wayward comments have been approved and I apologize for having, in effect, censored people. 

Sorry!  I welcome your commentary and will remember to check the spam more frequently.

Cheers,

Sara

http://www.rizzotees.com/spam.html

Terms People Searched for that Led to my Blog and Cracked Me Up

Searches

how to stop bum hair – 1

“man pissing”  “man pissing” – 2

“chastity belt”  “get this thing off” – 1

bum hair – 1

creepy playground – 1

corner time punishment – 2

gay lion -1

peeing outside – 2

what does it mean to dream about lettuce – 1

meaning of dreams cutting index finger – 1

knitted marmite – 1

peeing snowdon – 1

bad stables – 3

old male chastity belt – 1

mysterious skull – 1

chastity belt with code – 1

creepy looking rooms – 1

many people on top of the hill – 1

sheep ate people – 1

 

The Internet Is For Porn

Since starting my blog, 5 people have searched for ”حزام العفة” which is Arabic for “chastity belt” and 2,720 people have searched for “chastity belt” or some variation in English.  92 of those people cannot spell or are just in a tearing hurry to see pictures of chasity belts, chestity belts & chasty belts.

  

Bonus Feature:  Weird Spam

Survival Packs

If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want … well, that’s where you’re right. But–and I am only saying this because I care–there’s a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Mountain House freeze-dried foods

I know that Islam – by far the most stupid, false and obfuscating of all religions – currently seems to be gaining ground, but it’s a transitory and superficial phenomenon: in the long term, Islam is even more doomed than Christianity.