What does my dream mean?
Last night I dreamt I was observing Dick Van Dyke (old white haired Dick Van Dyke not young Mary Poppins Dick Van Dyke) performing intestinal surgery on someone. I was not a physical observer but could see him, another doctor and several attending nurses all dressed in aqua scrubs and masks. One of the nurses was Rush Limbaugh. Dr. Van Dyke had just cut into the patient’s stomach which sat open like a sack filled with large white pieces of curled pasta (rubbery, not dry). In with the pasta were brightly colored gummy worms (the new fluorescent kind not the old school primary-colored ones). The gummy worms had sharp teeth. The doctors were extracting the gummy worm parasties from the pasta filled stomach.
Dick Van Dyke said something like, “Make sure not to use gas during gastrointestinal surgery.” Rush Limbaugh strained to hear then turned to one of the other nurses and said, “What?” Dick Van Dyke said, “Don’t use the gas.” Rush put down the syringe he was holding and walked over to a large canister. I knew that Rush Limbaugh was about to mistakenly hook the patient up to gas. That is when I awoke in a panic. It was 7:30 am and I really had to pee.
So, what does my dream mean?