You know how I like creepy doll art?
I found the first one the AntiCraft.
The closest I will get to liking babies.
Mr. Beinart says,
“I never intended to shock people with my Toy Art. Genus Toddlerpedus is an extension of my sense of humor. I was amusing myself and my friends by assembling creatures from doll torsos, limbs and heads. In a similar vein to my drawings, I was creating larger forms from small segments. Toddlerpedes evolved over the years to imitate insects and mythological creatures. These days I am surrounded by them. They are my children, mini me’s that I find irresistibly cute. The Toddlerpede has demanded much more attention than my drawings. The popularity of my little friends has been a pleasant surprise. “
And oh yeah, have a Happy corporation-created, mass-marketed, stereotype embracing, feel-bad-if-you’re-single, spend-stupid-money-if-you’re-a-couple, if I hear one more intolerable Wedding Day Diamonds commercial I’m going to stab someone with a pencil Valentine’s Day.
Oh, hold up. There’s chocolate?