How to Vandalize a US Air Tray Table Advertisement in 5 Easy Steps

April 21, 2009 at 10:03 am 4 comments

Step 1:  Open tray table, see advertisement, then roll eyes, shake head or grumble in disgust.  Avoid drawing attention to yourself by ranting loudly about the prevalence of advertising in our society and how “I already paid an arm and a leg for this flight; why do I have to look at a Verizon ad for the next 3 hours?”

Step 2:  Order an orange juice to blend in.  Wait until the flight attendants have passed your aisle and the people in other rows are absorbed with opening their “trail mix like snack.”

Step 3:  Use your fingernail to pull up two corners of the advertisement.  While holding the juice in one hand, use your other hand to remove the entire label in one quick motion while enjoying the satisfying ZZZRRRRRRRUUP.

Step 4:  Loosely fold sticky vellum sheet and place in the pocket of the seat back in front of you.  Drink complimentary orange juice.

Step 5:  Return the tray table to its upright and locked position.


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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Jessie is Skoopy  |  April 21, 2009 at 11:55 am

    That’s hardly proper vandalism. Maybe next time you could draw a nice set of cock and balls or write something like “La Femme Cactus wuz here.”

  • 2. mrred  |  April 22, 2009 at 7:33 am

    Love this blog I’ll be back when I have more time.

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  • 4. saratoday  |  August 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm

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