Women Over 35

April 8, 2010 at 7:11 am 6 comments

I loved turning 30, if for no other reason than it meant I was done with my 20s.  Whew!  Little did I consider there would be only 5 brief years of fun before Life As I Know It ends as I enter the dreaded demographic WOMEN OVER 35.

A sampling from the internet… Happy Birthday to me!

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Women over 35 don’t have sex.

28% of women over 35 ‘never have sex’

Majority of Women Over 35 Have Non-Existent Sex Lives

More Women Pregnant After 35.

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Here’s specific weight loss advice for women over 35. Warning: Don’t try to lose weight like men and don’t try and lose weight like younger women in their 20’s. Now that you’re over 35, things are different and you need a different approach.

Are you approaching menopause? Probably so, if you are over 35.

Take Heart, Unmarried Women 35 and Older.

In Sweden… women over 35 carry 300mg soluble aspirin…

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Most women over 35 are in good health.

Cysts account for about 25% of all breast lumps and are common in premenopausal women over 35 years of age.

Women over 35 who smoke should not use the pill.

…in cases where a woman already has risk factors for post-childbirth incontinence — such as being older than 35.

…women over 35 are more likely to have multiples than younger women.

…all women in their first cycle of IVF (in vitro fertilization) can only have a single embryo transferred, with a maximum of two embryos for women over 35 on their second and women under 35 on their third or subsequent IVF cycles.  The second bans partaking in or facilitating travel in pursuit of donor gametes.

Nancy Cottrell hosts a tap-dancing class for women over 35.

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You might discover that women over 35 have a higher tolerance to a tax than males aged 15 to 20.

Aside from being the largest demographic group of online buyers, women ages 35-55 constitute a very social, interactive group…

Women over 35 will pay for quality.

Skin Care Tips For Women Over 35.

10 Make-Up Trends For Women Over 35

So should a woman over 35 with acne go with spironolactone?

Should women over 35 wear their hair with bangs?

Attention, over-35 women: Clothes for your life-life

Five Hip Fashion Tips For Women Over 35:  Think “current”, not trendy, when it comes to seasonal shopping. Take what’s fun, and tone it down. Forget “clubwear” exists.  Pick prints with caution.  Reclassify those classics and revisit those vintage pieces.

The Sexiest Women Over 35 – Celebrity Style!

Anne Heche:  A “Beautiful, Talented, Funny Woman Over 35”

Television shows portraying women over 35 as sexy and sexual may have also helped women embrace their sexuality.

Do all women over 35 face the same challenges in dating?

African-American Women!  Over 35 & Loving It!

African-American Women Over 35 Who Can’t Find a Man

Commitment-phobia or the characters women over 35 encounter while dating?

…41 percent of women over 35-years-old have sought medical help for depression.

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The Egyptian Government promoted older women’s participation in sport and physical activity by establishing 37 sport centres for women over 35 years of age.

Breast cancer is one of the most frequent causes of death in Mexican women over 35 years of age.

In Iraq, there are now said to be one million women over the age of 35 who are not married… However it is not the just embargo that is to blame for the large number of single Iraqi women over 35.

By awarding scholarships to low-income women 35 and older, JRF provides opportunities for women nationwide to secure careers and break the cycle of poverty.

Women over 35: Too old for technology?

Vikings would be the same build and height as us.  But there would be few women over 35 because so many died in childbirth.

Asian women over 35 please answer this… Why is it that you ladies don’t allow your hair to extend past your shoulders?

Women Above 35 Indulge in Regular Binge Drinking

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6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Jessie is Skoopy  |  April 8, 2010 at 8:41 am

    Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary!

    35 and FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  • 2. angela stevens  |  April 8, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    Hey now! We’re not over 35 yet. 11 more months for me! Happy Birthday!!!!

    Reply
  • 3. jill  |  April 9, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Happy b-day to you!!!
    Wait ’til 47 – then you will start getting long-term care advertisements.

    Reply
  • 4. Carrie  |  April 9, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    Happy birthday.

    Reply
  • 5. phillygirlinca  |  April 10, 2010 at 9:00 am

    OMG this is great. Here is to paying for quality. I miss you. Happy 2 days after your birthday!!! Oh yeah and anniversary, I forgot…or rather just like to pretend you’re not married.

    Reply
  • 6. Bee  |  April 10, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    One of the bestest scenes from Fried Green Tomatoes:

    [Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot]
    Evelyn: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
    Ditzy Girl #1: Face it, lady, we’re younger and faster!
    [Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times]
    Ditzy Girl #1: What are you *doing*?
    Ditzy Girl #2: Are you *crazy*?
    Evelyn: Face it, girls, I’m older and I have more insurance.

    IF well behaved women rarely make history, now is the time to shirk behaving well and time to live life on your terms. Carpe Diem! Happy Birthday to someone who now revels in being The Older Woman.

    Reply

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