Dear Trashy Neighbors, Please take down the bats already.
UPDATE!! It is 2:53 pm on St. Patrick’s Day – they just took down the bats. But not the pumpkins. It’s a start anyway.
I love Halloween, but it’s February people. We’ve passed Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s, and the Valentine’s candy is on the clearance shelf. It was annoying enough that you kept the Bush-Cheney sign through Obama’s election. There are four adults living in your house. Please get off one of your substantial lazy butts and throw out the fake pumpkins before Easter.