IT MAKES ME SCREAM

February 19, 2012 at 8:21 pm 2 comments

…every time the library e-mails a “Courtesy Pre-Overdue Notice.”

JUST CALL IT A DUE NOTICE.  As in, “On this date your library books are due.”  The words “pre” and “over” are redundant.  Unneeded.  Unnecessary.  Pointless.  You get the picture.

aaarrggghhhh

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The Patriarchy is so 20th Century found in a notebook

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  • 1. Skoopy  |  February 24, 2012 at 2:13 am

    We assume you are a thief and are going to steal our books, therefore we are going to let you know that we are watching…

    or

    We assume you are a stoner and would rather use the pages of our books to roll joints, therefore we are going to trip you out with our rhetoric…

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    • 2. saratoday  |  February 26, 2012 at 12:39 pm

      I just learned that in San Mateo keeping overdue books is actually a Misdemeanor potentially resulting in trial by jury. Compared to the state law of Possession of under 2 oz. which is merely an Infraction, like a parking ticket. Gotta love California.

      Reply

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